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[pabugotmoves]

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MAKO - WU - BOLIN GROUP CHAT

[pabugotmoves]

text;un:mako; early january

[arclightning]

Wu is a guy. Wu isn't supposed to be a guy, right? He's insisting that he is.

UN Bolin!

[pabugotmoves]

Wu has always been a guy what is happening!?!?

un: wulala

[royalfling]

YEAH WU HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GUY

Thanks Bolin for being a pal
Really helps
Mako's the weird one here

[arclightning]

Mako is the normal one here! Wu's always been a girl! So have we!

[pabugotmoves]

Mako I have never been a girl in my whole entire life until now! What are you talking about!?

[royalfling]

THANK YOU BOLIN
Exactly
Mako is a guy! We're guys! All three of us!!!! Just three guys!!!!

[arclightning]

One problem with this hypothesis:

I am not a guy. I have never been a guy. I have never wanted to be a guy or date a guy.

[pabugotmoves]

Like I said to Wu this has to be something to do with the shedding ceremony! I thought it might give me better skin and get Lance off my back, not this! This morning I tried to pee standing up!!

wrong icon but

[arclightning]

How did that go for you.

[pabugotmoves]

HOW DO YOU THINK IT WENT MAKO MY DICK IS MISSING

[arclightning]

You never had one in the first place!

[royalfling]

Yes he did!! And so did you!!!!!

[pabugotmoves]

I'm on my way and we'll get to the bottom of this. Is it just us? Are Korra and Asami okay?

[arclightning]

I already texted Asami, she's fine and thinks she's normal.

[arclightning]

Also we found a weird skin.

Apparently I'm the one who changed.

[royalfling]

I TOLD YOU
Vindicated!

Let's get you two together and see what we can do about this!

[pabugotmoves]

I found a weird skin too. It was gross so I put it in a box. Do I need to go back for it?

[arclightning]

Yes. We'll probably need it.

-> Action

[pabugotmoves]

[WHINE]

ok hold please

[Bolin turns and scrabbles back into the house, tripping over her stupid little feet in shoes four sizes too big. She'll trip running up the stairs so she goes up like an animal on her hands and toes to get the horrible gross skin she shoved in the chest at the end of her bed.

Lance wasn't much help this morning, she- HE! HE IS A HE! doubts Lance will be much help now, so with a grunt of effort and a few wretches Bolin forces himself to drag out the.. skin.. and toe it into a pillow case. Then he's scrabbling back down the stairs and out into the snow.

He falls no less than three times on his journey across Cellar Door, and will appear up at the loft apartment covered in snow, pink cheeked and panting. Pabu by her- HIS ankles all fluffed up and ready to fight.

Bo is.. well. Still Bolin. Just.. pocket sized, made all the more ridiculous by the clothes that swamp her body - hinging on the sash belt she's got double wrenched around her waist trying to hold everything up.]

Mako?! Wu!? A little help?!

[royalfling]

[ Thank the Spirits that Bolin is here. It's weird to be alone with this new Mako, in that it's not really that weird, and that should be weird.

But he's on his feet, rushing over to Bolin to take the chest from him. Except, as soon as he takes it, he gets an eyeful of Bolin who is so small and has longer hair and a big chest and it's so jarring that Wu almost drops the chest, yelping as he tries to catch it ]

You, you, you-- [ Words are hard this morning, when his family all suddenly have breasts and he doesn't know what to do about it ]

[pabugotmoves]

Don't scream, don't scream, I know!

[Moving to help stabilize but it's difficult when you're the one scaring everyone and your hands are so stupidly tiny it's impossible to grab onto anything! Though he looks like he- she- might scream too. In fact, there has been a lot of screaming already. Bo doesn't recognize the voice he's using. The body he's using. It's him but it isn't him? But he still feels like himself just everything is upside down.]

[royalfling]

Not screaming!

[ He isn't, but his voice is high, and he's doing his best to hold onto the chest, which is heavy. To distract himself, he hauls it back toward the middle of the loft, but doesn't have much luck. Why did you put it in something so heavy, Bolin?! ]

Not, not screaming at all, I'm fine! I'm totally fine! Everything's fine and normal!

[arclightning]

No, it isn't.

[ Comes Mako's familiar-and-yet-not voice from the kitchen. She's busied herself making tea for Bolin, too, because this entire conversation requires tea and also congee and wouldn't you know it, the congee she remembers making a few nights ago is still in the icebox.

This is so weird. She's heating that up on the stove, too, or she was before she started rounding the island to come and help Wu. ]

Here—drop it, I got it.

[pabugotmoves]

[Well he tried to put it in a pillow case but who can say.]

No, no it isn't. This is not normal, I am not normal! I wanted nice skin- to maybe grow an inch or two. [Gesturing wildly to himself, tiddies be flappin.] I did not want this!! This was not the intention! Mako-

!!

[Bolin stops dead, eyes big as dinner plates. Mako.

As Dean taught him, Jesus Christ!]

Mako!?