Whoa, whoa. [ There's a lot to unpack here!

First, though: ] You kissed someone? A guy? Who-- you don't have to tell me. [ Please tell him ]

And just because we're all happy, it doesn't mean you can't be happy with a girl! There's-- there's... [ Spirits, does he know any people in straight relationships? He hesitates. And hesitates. Well, oops. He doesn't have any friends in straight relationships. ] Well, you can totally be happy with a girl if you want to be! But maybe you could be happy with a guy, too.